Saturday Morning Funnies #14

Once more I bring you a mixture of videos and humor from around the globe and beyond. While the Arab world is collapsing into chaos, you're sides will be collapsing from humor. So without further ado, here we go.

This is the latest from Arrakis also known as Dune

This week's Latma TV.

Erdogan's Turkish Honor and Abu Mazen's extraordinary concessions




While Egypt is burning, Obama has only one concern in the region.

Nice to know that Obama cares about something in the region.

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Now our Harry Potter moment.

 

He would do well in Slytherian (I did!).

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Mini Romance Novelâ?

He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear.

"Just relax."

Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my calves slowly but steadily. My breath caught in my throat. I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so experienced, so sure.

When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage. And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply. Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties.

Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant. This is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking `no' for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say ...

"Okay, ma'am, All done. You can board your flight now."

It put everything in perspective.

This is just my luck to happen on movie night.

Your tax dollars at work:

Funny Military Pictures




Nothing like watching the boys play.

Seen in Israel.

Here is the latest from Pat Condell

The criminal truth



Speaking his mind until Great Britain's Muslim Masters find a way to silence him!

NEVER ANGER YOUR CAT!!

Have A Great Week!!!!