Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Unto The Multitude He Spoke

And it came to pass that on the 20th day of the month of January. At a time when all is dead and dying. The Anointed One took over the High Office from Bush the Younger (The Ignorant). Amid the hosts of Heaven, singing the mantra Yes We Can, The Anointed One started his trip down the Avenue of Pennsylvania towards the Dome of the Capital.

Along the path, hordes of the faithful were chanting the mantra: Hope, Change. And the Anointed One smiled.

Upon the steps of the Dome of the Capital, amid the assorted assemblage of the chapter of the Congress, Biden the Bungler was sworn as the lessor. Then the Holy Chief of Justice, John of Roberts, given his office by Bush the Lessor, came forward to invest upon the Anointed One the mantle of office. The power of the Anointed One's aura was so bright, so illuminating, that it cause the Holy Chief to stumble the words of investiture. But The Anointed did not stubble and waited until the Holy Chief calmed and continued on.

And after this holy act, the musicians played, and the assembled multitude cheered in triumph. And there was great rejoicing.

The Anointed One, now as the Wearer of the Mantle of Power, stood before the assembled and spoke.

He spoke about the need for change upon the land.
He spoke about how great the land once had been.
He spoke about how each man must carry his own weight.
And He spoke about how the government will carry the weight for all.

He spoke the words of faith.
He spoke the words of brotherhood.
He spoke the words of charity.
How He will use these to bless the land.

He spoke to the friends in lands far away.
He told them that he would take their troubles away.
He spoke words of anger at those who would attack,
He spoke to the enemies in lands we do not mention.

He spoke to the Christians, the Jews and Hindus.
He spoke to the Muslims with words of love and hope.
He told all the world that He would lead them.
And all around the multitude shouted Hope, Change!

He condemned the actions of his predecessor, Bush the Younger.
Told the world that what the Younger accomplished He would undo.

Upon to our enemies, they laugh with glee. For they know the fool that He is. They haven't felt this secure, or have been this gleeful since the days of Dhimmi the Carter. For they see in His words that they will win. For He will sell out our friends to them.

And after the speech He went into the Dome, to feast on seafood, duck and apples.

Then the bands played and the multitude cheered as the parade marched. The Anointed One watched and blessed them all.

The great and the mighty danced the night away. Secure in the dogma of liberal and socialism.

To the rest of the nation while some actual hope. The rest of pray:

God Save Us All.

14 comments:

Holger Awakens said...

Findalis, this is absolutely wonderful! Kudos to you.

My favorite line?

And He spoke about how the government will carry the weight for all.

Yep...why in the world should anyone try to better their own lives through their mind, their spirit and their hard work when the almight Feds will hand out the free potatoes.

Roger W. Gardner said...

Love this Findalis. Absolutely love it. One of your best moments. Too bad it had to be for such a sad occasion.
Great work, my friend.
rg

The Brat said...

If it wasn't so sad.:( But yes, this is clever! Thanks...

Right Truth said...

Nice job!

Debbie Hamilton
Right Truth

NEPAConservative said...

Did anyone happen to see Michelle's phony confused pose when Barack tries to spin her while they dance ? 3 times at 3 balls, I saw her do the same thing. The first time was cute, the second and third time were just plain silly.

Phony as a 2 dollar bill. This will be the Hollywood presidency.

NEPAConservative said...

Wait is that Phony as a three dollar bill ?!?! oops.

Maggie Thornton said...

findalis - this is sooooo great. Congratulations, friend. I hope this gets well-deserved traffic for you.

My favorite line is the same as Holger.

Sharku said...

Amen to that. May God have pity on us for surely our enemies will not.

CKAinRedStateUSA said...

No, the real and only Anointed One has not taken over yet. But He, Yeshua HaMashiach, will be coming again to do that. Maybe sooner than any of us expect.

But the anointed one of the Democrats, liberals and leftists -- including the shills and shillettes of the Fourth Estate that became the Fifth Column and propaganda wing of the Obamanation -- he, false prophet Barack Hussein Obama, he of still-unknown nationality, has come officially.

But, then, did he? Not to pick nits, but did the Chief Justice administer the official oath and did BHO say the right words?

Just wondering. Heard someone on FoxNews -- Chris wallace, I think -- raise that point.

Of course, it wouldn't matter, though, would it?

urbanadder22 said...

As I did not watch the coronation and elevation of the annointed charlatan to the highest office in the land and into the position of the most powerful man in the world, yours is the only description of the event that pictured it for me.

It suffices--admirably. Thank you for making this happening more bearable for me.

WomanHonorThyself said...

were all still reeling Katie..ty for an amazing piece!

Grandpa-Old Soldier said...

This was a fantistic post. I do believe we are all in trouble.

Rita Loca said...

Oh Findalis! please tell me I can cross post this tomorrow with my cartoons?????

Findalis said...

Cross post anytime Jungle Mom.