In an unusual move, a school in the nation's capital has decided to
re-classify all of its Latino students as non-minority Whites. The move was made in association with its declaration of Trayvon Martin
day so it could continue to brand George Zimmerman as a racist.
BREAKING NEWS: This just in. Mitt Romney is still rich.
President Obama's choice for Teacher of the Year. Hint: She teaches in North Carolina.
Plus Facebook's problems, President Obama's High School Yearbook, and Bain Capital.
That old saying "over my dead body" may have a different meaning in the
2012 election. According to Newsbusted anchor Jodi Miller nearly two
million dead Americans are still registered to vote. With the
Democrat's skill at voter fraud as evidenced by ACORN and those funky
absentee ballots that kept turning up in the Minnesota Senate race, who
knows if President Barack Hussein Obama wins re-election (God-forbid!) it might
literally be over our dead bodies.
Plus those wacky Chicago Voters Dead Voters, Jews, The Helen Thomas Excellence in Teaching Award, and the G-Spot makes this issue of Newsbusted a very interesting (and R-rated) one.
Just a few of the items tacked in this weekends Newsbusted. Add in Charlie Rangel, Jane Fonda, and Nancy Reagan and the soup gets interesting. But it goes ballistic when you toss in the Taco Drone and Obamacare.
One of the many controversies coming out of the horrible mainstream
media coverage of the Trayvon Martin tragedy is the invention of a new
term, The White Hispanic to describe the shooter, George Zimmerman.
The media invented the term as a way to point out...well I don't really
know what they are trying to point out. It can't be because only one of
his parents is Hispanic, if that was the case they would be calling
Barack Obama the first White Black President. Maybe they are trying to
indicate that Zimmerman does not deserve the right for his claim of self
defense to be confirmed or disproved, he is only a White Hispanic
therefore he must be an oppressor.
In a special report from Newsbusted anchor Jodi Miller we learn that if
Sotomayor votes against Obamacare the media will begin to call her a
White Hispanic. Additionally if Ginsberg, Breyer or Kagan votes against
the President's signature bill they will be labeled "Jewish
One-Percenters"
Along with that story other news items covered in the latest installment
of Newsbusted the twice-weekly faux news feature from Newsbusters.org, include
how the Obama-supported green companies celebrated earth hour, why
house Democrats are being labeled as racist, Spike Lee's latest tweet
inciting violence, and much, much, more.
This episode of Newsbusted is the the funniest two and a half minutes
seen President Obama described Obamacare as being passed by a wide margin.
This episode of Newsbusted is extremely important. In fact if you
don't watch it your children will be forced to use Joe Biden as their SAT tutor, and you don't want that to happen.
Along with Obama's apology to South Korea, Romney's Etch-A-Sketch, Obama's Magic 8 Ball, the climbing debt and most importantly Tim Tebow and New York.
In an exclusive report from Newsbusted Anchor Jodi Miller we learn that
two that President Obama and his EPA are at it again. This time in an
obvious political stunt to get the Iris vote, the President has decided
to name the St. Patrick's day staple, corned beef and cabbage as a bio
fuel. Word is he will also go after the Jewish vote by declaring their
traditional gas inducing food as bio fuel also. Some day you may have a
piece of kishke fueling your car (if you don't know what kishke
is--taste it before you find out).
Along with that story other news items covered in the latest installment
of Newsbusted the twice-weekly faux news feature from Newsbusters.org include
the president's apology to the PM of Great Britain, ITunes unusual
classification of Obama's new campaign video, Rod Blagojevich's new
political effort and much much more.
Every wonder why, in the face of all the facts, the destruction of the
economy, etc., people vote for Democrats? Well thanks to Jodi Miller
of Newsbusted we now know--brain eating amoebas. Apparently these
strange microscopic creatures not only cause people to vote for the
nearest progressive Democrat, but it also makes them believe in the
global warming hoax.
Newsbusted Anchor Jodi Miller has learned that President Barack Obama is going to require that all Kosher Meals On Wheels programs add Ham to their menus. Citing the commerce clause of the constitution as well as the separation of Church (Synagogue) and state, Obama will claim that non-Jews in the Meals on Wheel's coverage footprint areas should not be forced to miss out on "the other white meat." In a related story the president will also announce that Halal Meals on Wheels will be exempted from the above rule.
Fresh off the reclassification of the Fort Hood terror attack as "workplace violence," the Obama administration is going even further to avoid labeling things as terrorism, its next target will be the 9/11 attacks.
That's not all, other stories covered in today's Newsbusted, among the topic covered include the latest thing Democrats are blaming on President Bush, why AG Holder is correct when he said "not one person lied about fast and furious, the SMOTUS Joe Biden's major faux pas at the Chanukah candle lighting and much, much more.
Please don't forget to watch today's version of Newsbusted as the consequences of missing this episode may be horrible. A reader forgot to press play last week and Newt Gingrich told America that his family was an invented family.
