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Sunday, January 6, 2013

Humor For A Sunday Morning

The story is not true, but it is funny any way.

Major General Peter Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.

This was his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children.

It is a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:

I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:

Well, Ma'am,…… you're equipped to be a prostitute,…………. but you're not one,……..are you?

The radiocast went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, the interview was over.
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