Wednesday, March 21, 2012
Obama To Classify Corned Beef And Cabbage As Bio-Fuel
In an exclusive report from Newsbusted Anchor Jodi Miller we learn that two that President Obama and his EPA are at it again. This time in an obvious political stunt to get the Iris vote, the President has decided to name the St. Patrick's day staple, corned beef and cabbage as a bio fuel. Word is he will also go after the Jewish vote by declaring their traditional gas inducing food as bio fuel also. Some day you may have a piece of kishke fueling your car (if you don't know what kishke is--taste it before you find out).
Along with that story other news items covered in the latest installment of Newsbusted the twice-weekly faux news feature from Newsbusters.org include the president's apology to the PM of Great Britain, ITunes unusual classification of Obama's new campaign video, Rod Blagojevich's new political effort and much much more.
TO E: THIS IS SATIRE!!!!