Saturday, September 17, 2011

Saturday Morning Funnies #25

Morning Kiddies.  It has been a very crazy week for President Obama, but a thrilling one for us truth seekers.  So without further ado, here we go:

Today the usual group of libtards are planning on their Day of Rage.  Camping out on Wall Street among the winos, the homeless, the kitties...

A simple word of caution, please keep your pants on.  Do it for his sake.

Seen on the streets of Ramallah:

The close up:

Somethings should never be sold as such.

Some humor for today:

JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when De Gaulle decided to pull out of NATO. De Gaulle said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible.

Rusk responded "Does that include those who are buried here?"

De Gaulle did not respond.

You could have heard a pin drop

There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying, 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?'

A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck.

We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?'

You could have heard a pin drop.

A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas
Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?'

Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied, 'Maybe it's because the Brit's, Canadians, Aussie's and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.'

You could have heard a pin drop.


Robert Whiting,an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on.

"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically.

Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.

"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."

The American said, 'The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France!"

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, ''Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to."

You could have heard a pin drop


You know times are bad when you see this;

 I wonder how long it took to train that cat to fix cars?

On Tuesday the General Assembly of the United Nations will cave into Arab demands and proclaim the nation of Palestine (on the land of Israel).

The Tribe Speaks

I'm sure Americans will agree with this:

Amen Bibi!

You know Tort Reform is desperately needed.

For all those deploying to Afghanistan:

Stay safe out there!

Have A Good Week!!

1 comment:

WomanHonorThyself said...

God bless ISRAEL!!! thanks for keepin me going Katie!..xoox