A Bit of Humor

A spaceship hovers over the UN building in NY City and through out the world this message is heard in every language:

"We wish to speak to the Secretary-General of the United Nations. A craft will be sent down for him."

The Secretary-General waited upon the roof of the UN for the craft. When it arrives a portal opens and he enters. Within a few minutes the craft flies back to its mother ship.


For days and days the world waits for any news. The media has pundits on predicting what these aliens would want. They argue over what they look like, their customs, etc... Comedians have a field day with the alien jokes. And yet, there still is no news from the ship.

Finally, after 6 days, the craft returns to Earth. A visibly shaken Secretary-General stumbles out of the craft and over to a bank of microphones and cameras. He takes a deep breath and then says:

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the world. We have a major problem. Our visitors from above are 7' tall, Jewish, and pissed!"