Saturday, October 23, 2010

Saturday Morning Funnies!

Once again it is time for cartoons.  This time I'm including a few videos.
Texas Declares War on the USA
Hat tip to James Shott

President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang. "Hello, President Obama," a heavily accented southern voice said. "This is Archie, down here at the Joes Crab Shack, Houston Texas. I am callin' to tell ya’ll that we are officially declaring war on ya!"

"Well Archie," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"

"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Harold, my next-door-neighbor Randy, and the whole dart team from Hooters. That makes eight!"

Barack paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Wow," said Archie. "I'll have at call ya back!"

Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. "Mr. Obama, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be, Archie?" Barack asked.

"Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry's farm tractor."

President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."

"Lord above," said Archie. "I'll be getting back to ya."

Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day. "President Obama, the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harolds's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Legion have joined us as well!"

Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Archie, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And, since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

"Oh Lord," said Archie, "l'll have at call you back."

Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. "President Obama! I am sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."

"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a few beers, and come to realize that there's just no way we can feed two million prisoners."

Here's an Oscar winning Donald Duck cartoon from 1943

Der Fuehrers Face

Rabin on the crystal ball and Plumbers vs. Israel

A study in economic systems.

Make Mine Freedom (1948)

Call Me Senator!

Call Me Senator from RightChange on Vimeo.

And Finally, A Real American Patriot:

Tea Party Member Stuns Crowd!

God Bless America!!

1 comment:

Storm'n Norm'n said...

This is Storm'n Norm'n ...

I worked so hard for that title...

I wish it was I that was sitting in front of Boxer when she made that statement. I was not a General...generals have more couth than ole Master Sergeants like me.