Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Just Too Funny!

With a big Hat Tip to Planck's Constant.
At the military academy in Russia, a general gives a lecture on "Possible problems and military strategy." At the end of the conference, he asks if there are any questions.

An officer stands up and asks: "So according to you, there is no doubt that there will be a third world war, and that Russia should take part?"

The General responds yes to both questions.

The officer then asks: "But who is the enemy?"

The General: "All indications point to China."

The rest of the men are in shock. Another officer asks: "General, we are only 150 million against a billion and a half Chinese, can we win against this massive disadvantage?"

The General: "In modern warfare, it is not quantity that counts but quality. For example, in the Middle East, we have seen in numerous wars where 5 million Jews fight against 300 million Arabs, and the Jews have always been victorious."

After a short pause the officer hesitated and asks, "... but Sir, do we have enough Jews?"

Have a good day!


Debbie said...

That's a good one. Bernie comes up with some doozies.

Deborah F. Hamilton
Right Truth

Jungle Mom said...

May I borrow this?

Findalis said...

Borrow any time Jungle Mom.