Monday, July 13, 2009

Israel Distributes Libido-Increasing Gum In Gaza


Thus is the latest claim by the idiots of Hamas. Will their ignorance and hatred of Jews ever end?
Is Israel targeting the Palestinian population in Gaza by distributing libido-increasing chewing gum in the Strip? A Hamas police spokesman in the Gaza Strip Islam Shahwan claimed Monday that Israeli intelligence operatives are attempting to "destroy" the young generation by distributing such materials in the coastal enclave.

Shahwan said that the police got their hands on gum that increases sexual desire that, according to him, reaches merchants in the Strip by way of the border crossings. According to him, a Palestinian drug dealer admitted that he sold products that increase sex drive. The dealer said that he received the materials from Israeli sources by way of the Karni crossing.

A number of suspects have been arrested.

The affair was exposed when a Palestinian filed a complaint that his daughter chewed the aforementioned gum and experienced the dubious side effects.

Shahwan even claimed that Israeli intelligence operatives encourage dealers in Gaza to distribute the gum for free.

Read the full story here.
In the past there have been incidents around the world of people tampering with gum, candy, postage stamps, etc... The drug usually associated with these tamperings is LSD. But this is a first. Now it seems that gum laced with Viagra is being funneled into Gaza in the hopes of driving the young people there wild with sexual desire.

Now ask yourself this:

If Israelis have developed a chewing gum delivery system for Viagra, why aren't they flooding the market with it? Why are they sending it free of charge to Gaza? Why would they target young people instead of older men who would be their target customers.

The idea of Viagra chewing gum is valid. Wrigley's is working on such a product. But the idea that Israelis would send such a gum to turn the young people of Gaza into Sex Maniacs is just plain silly.

Then again Hamas' running of Gaza is silly, and very dangerous.

3 comments:

Jenn Sierra said...

It sounds, from the story, that (as rumors often do), the accusation has now escalated to the idea that the women are being given this drug...in a similar manner to a "date-rape" drug. Viagra doesn't even work on women.

I agree this is silly. It doesn't make sense.

Debbie said...

It is silly, but we all know how rumors take on a life of their own.

Deborah F. Hamilton
Right Truth
http://www.righttruth.typepad.com

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Oh... uh... it explains a lot of things to me now. I stopped chewing Bazooka (this is how this gum is called) about 20 years ago. Oh well.