Monday, May 21, 2012

Monkey Attacks A Mosque...Israel To Blame

Hat Tip to Holger Awakens

Well the Saudis haven't blamed Israel yet, but they will given their past history and a bit of time.
A packed Saudi mosque plunged into pandemonium after a money found its way inside and attacked worshippers just as they were about to kneel down for their daily prayers, a newspaper in the Gulf Kingdom said on Sunday.

Hundreds of people have converged on the mosque in the western town of Taif for their evening prayers and lined up behind the preacher when the monkey jumped into the lines and attacked them.

"They stopped their prayers to chase the monkey…after a few minutes, they failed to catch it and the monkey succeeded in fleeing outside the mosque,” Sabq daily said without mentioning where the monkey had come from.

Welcome to the Mossad zoo of agents Mike Moshe the Monkey.  So far as we can tell Agent Mike Moshe is still alive and still preparing his next action.  I'm just waiting for the report that the Saudis have captured this agent.  He is described as a monkey wearing a Kippur.

Mike Moshe the Monkey
If you see this monkey, run.  He is armed and dangerous.


SnoopyTheGoon said...

Agent Moshe, you mean surely?

Findalis said...

You are correct. From now on his name will be Moshe the Monkey. Will correct it immediately.