It is all rubbish! But while spoil a good story.
So this Earth Day I plan to:
Cut down a tree or two!
Have a bite to eat!
And even take out the trash, cleaning up the world a bit!
As you can see, I do know how to celebrate this idiotic occasion.
I will be doing some serious celebrating on Friday, April 30, when I celebrate Arbor Day. Then I will plant a tree! But NOT today!