Hat Tip to Elder of Ziyon
Yes either one must be true when one looks at these pictures of the Army Day parade in Tehran on April 18, 2010.
Iranian Wookies preparing to battle Israel, the US, or Darth Vader.
These fearless fighters were recently seen during the Army Day parade (Starting time 0:25).
These Wookie/Yeti creatures seem to have bad eye-hand coordination as seen by this Wookie (Left) trying to place a sighting device on his weapon.
Without uniforms, pouches or even a backpack gives these Marching Wookies/Yetis (Right) no place to store extra ammunition clips. Bad idea in a fire-fight.
Now this is an enterprising creature. This Wookie/Yeti (Below) is trying to surf the web for porn sites in the hope that one day securing a job at the SEC.
Hot and heavy on the job.
Yes, if you have the fortitude, the endurance, the stupidity, and you can find your way to Tehran, or Gaza, then you too can become one of:
The Iranian Wookies!