Saturday, May 14, 2011

Saturday Morning Funnies #20

Good Morning Everybody!  It is once again time for Humor and Fun on a Saturday Morning.

Finally a break in the Jimmy Hoffa case.

I understand CSI is on the way.

There has been much speculation regarding who dropped the dime on Obama oops Osama bin Ladin.  The mystery is now solved:

Latma salutes Osama Obama.  I keep mixing the two of them up.

Tiger is having an identity crises:

Poor Tiger. All that and the Vet too.

You know you play too much World of Warcraft when you start seeing this:

Should we invite him into the Guild?

Courtesy of James Shott

Your Government at Work

Part of rebuilding New Orleans caused residents often to be challenged with the task of tracing home titles back potentially hundreds of years. With a community rich with history stretching back over two centuries, houses have been passed along through generations of family, sometimes making it quite difficult to establish ownership.

Here's a great letter an attorney wrote to the FHA on behalf of a client:

A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client. He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to a parcel of property being offered as collateral. The title to the property dated back to 1803, which took the lawyer three months to track down. After sending the information to the FHA, he received the following reply:

(Actual reply from FHA): "Upon review of your letter adjoining your client's loan application, we note that the request is supported by an Abstract of Title. While we compliment the able manner in which you have prepared and presented the application, we must point out that you have only cleared title to the proposed collateral property back to 1803. Before final approval can be accorded, it will be necessary to clear the title back to its origin."

Annoyed, the lawyer responded as follows:

"Your letter regarding title in Case No.189156 has been received. I note that you wish to have title extended further than the 206 years covered by the present application.
I was unaware that any educated person in this country, particularly those working in the property area, would not know that Louisiana was purchased by the United States from France, in 1803 the year of origin identified in our application.

"For the edification of uninformed FHA bureaucrats, the title to the land prior to U.S. ownership was obtained from France, which had acquired it by Right of Conquest from Spain. The land came into the possession of Spain by Right of Discovery made in the year 1492 by a sea captain named Christopher Columbus, who had been granted the privilege of seeking a new route to India by the Spanish monarch, Queen Isabella.

"The good Queen Isabella, being a pious woman and almost as careful about titles as the FHA, took the precaution of securing the blessing of the Pope before she sold her jewels to finance Columbus's expedition...Now the Pope, as I'm sure you may know, is the emissary of Jesus Christ, the Son of God, and God, it is commonly accepted, created this world. Therefore, I believe it is safe to presume that God also made that part of the world called Louisiana. God, therefore, would be the owner of origin and His origins date back to before the beginning of time, the world as we know it, and the FHA. I hope you find God's original claim to be satisfactory. Now, may we have our loan?"

The loan was immediately approved
This is one mystery that can't ever be truly solved:

Please help us find Bill:

If you know where he is call 555-5555.  There is an reward.

This weeks Latma

Tomorrow is Nakba Day. The day in which Arabs perpetuate the lie that Jews Israelis forced them from their lands. The Arabs will march, holding up old keys, shouting, then finally rioting.  Just like every other day.

In Venice Muslims took to the streets in prayer.

I understand over 500 died.  (Photo courtesy of Elder of Ziyon.)

Nakba Day follows Israel's Independence Day by a week.  This year the IAF had a magnificent flyover:

Teh History of Israel aka Narnia

You can find out more about Taglit-Birthright Israel here.

Time has come to say Good-bye. Until next time.

Have A Good Week!!!!

1 comment:

WomanHonorThyself said...

lolz woo hoo they can take their nakba and u know what with it! HUGS!