Beer with Obama

From The Endive

In honor of Sean Hannity and Barack Obama promising to go out for a beer together, here are a few beer brands we’d like to suggest:

Stimulus Beer – It won’t get you very drunk, it takes a long time to actually buy it, but at least it’s extremely expensive.

Fairness Lager – Nobody really wants it, it tastes like donkey urine, but if we didn’t put it on the shelf next to the good stuff, it would be totally unfair.

Cherokee Red Ale – The beer that keeps losing its choice spot on the supermarket shelf

Hippy Ale – You can hide your weed in the hidden compartment in the bottle. But dude, we forgot to put the beer in.

Asian Ale – Americans will buy it because they are fat and stupid.

Arab Ale Plus – It won’t explode until you’re in a crowd.

Indian Ale – It’s the same thing as Miller Lite, we just didn’t change the label.

Mexican Cerveza – It’s cheap. It does the job of getting you drunk a lot faster. It’s somehow making its way onto your supermarket shelves without us actively stocking it.

Global Warming Beer – It’s real, dammit. Don’t you see the big, colorful label that says it’s real?! There’s really beer in there. Really. Don’t open the bottle and check. Just trust us.

Here is hoping all your beers are cool and refreshing.