Saturday, April 9, 2011

Saturday Morning Funnies #19

It is Saturday and time for the morning entertainment of humor.

This week President Obama announced his intention to seek a second term with this campaign poster and ad:

We need to retire this Tiger Woods wannbe so he can devote more of his time to the one thing he loves so well: His Golf Game

Seen at a local Safari park:

I really know how that giraffe feels. I can't stand those creepy, crawly incests.

This is NOT covered by Obamacare:

Some humor from James Shott:
Catholic Parrots

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.'

What do they say?' the priest inquired.

They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed; then he thought for a moment.

'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.

'Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time.'

'Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this may very well be the solution.'

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying.

Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.

After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed,

'Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been answered!'
Some people have birds, some have dogs, and others have cats.  Just remember never to do this to your cat:

Poor pussy.

With Passover starting soon, people wonder what would the holiday have been like if Moses was on Facebook?

Works in both ancient and modern times.

I guess President Obama likes playing Don Quixote

The Obama Foreign Policy Anthem:

No matter how many attacks the Arabs commit on Israeli civilians (especially children) the world will condemn only Israel.

This weeks episode of The Tribe:

Have A Great Week!!!

1 comment:

Faultline USA said...

Lots of fun especially the Parrots!