Barack Obama Makes Aliya

Hat Tip to Israel Matzav

Guess who is now a African-American Jewish Man?  Yes it is Barack Obama.

An African-American Jewish convert living in Jerusalem changed his name recently to Barack Obama, saying it will give him a platform to speak out on issues much like the American president.

After a two-month process, a special committee at the Interior Ministry approved Mark Hardie’s request to change his name to that of the current US president. He said his lawyer in the United States is working to have his name legally changed in the US to Barack Obama as well.

“I left out the middle name” — Hussein, he said, because it didn’t jibe with his Jewish character. Hardie said he changed his name so that he could have a platform to speak about issues, such as the peace process and the ultra-Orthodox draft. By changing his name to Barack Obama it would allow him “to speak out in support of Israel” and unite the Jewish people, he said.

“I want to help build a strong Israel,” Obama said.

Hardie underwent a Reform conversion to Judaism in 1995 and an Orthodox one in 1997. Three years later he moved to Israel and served in the IDF.

After his release in 2002, he served three years in the US military. He has written a hip hop translation of the Bible, and in 2011 expressed a desire to become the first African-American member of Knesset.

He also for a period declared himself the grand rabbi of a united Hasidic dynasty of Lubavitch-Satmer-Sanz.

According to his Facebook page, Hardie spent two years in a mental institution in California between 2009 and 2011 and was recently hospitalized at a Jerusalem-area mental hospital.

“I decided to go with Barack Obama. I respect the president and I felt like it could be good for Israel to have a Jewish Barack Obama,” he said. Because both Obamas are African-Americans, Hardie-Obama said he felt a “special connection” to the US president and his entire family.

“Everybody, when they see my ID card, at the bank or on the street, they go, wow! Barack Obama,” he said. Employees at his local coffee shop in the Katamon neighborhood of the capital have taken to addressing him as Mr. President.

The Jewish Barack Obama said the move was not “just a gimmick” or “publicity stunt.”

“I take my Judaism very seriously. I take myself very seriously,” he said.

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Yes, it is true as seen by Barack Obama's Identity Card:

 

Barack Obama is now an Israeli Citizen!

Exclusive: It Is Not Azerbaijan Where The Attack On Iranian Nukes Will Be Launched From.

Hat Tip to Simply Jews

The Elders have come forward with this:

Remember: you read it first time here and must be grateful to the Elders for the scoop of the century.

After a prolonged period of FUD: Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt, the ruling Iranian Ayatollahs came to a final decision. According to this decision, which is, as mentioned, final, IAF - the Israeli Air Force - received the landing permits at several IAF - Iranian Air Force - bases. In addition, IAF planes will enjoy refueling, repair and other logistics support, including detailed maps, weather reports and everything else that may expedite bombing the heck out of Iranian nuclear installations*.

"We cannot take it anymore," reportedly said one of the senior Ayatollahs. "The endless reports about new plans of attack on our nukes that continue to inundate the capitalist media are driving us bonkers. Our generals are totally exhausted, endlessly relocating the air defense units after each such report. Our radar operators are going blind with tension, reporting incoming Zionist jets every few minutes."

"I am unable to open my favorite sites in the morning, without reading about another detailed plan of attack on our nuclear sites and spoiling my breakfast. For so many years I have been a subscriber to Washington Post (ImamXII@aol.com), to New York Times (MahmoudTheAnonymous.President@hotmail.com), to New Yorker (IslamicCatLover@yahoo.com), and now my fingers tremble each time I touch the keyboard..." confessed Mahmoud (The Mad) Ahmadinejad.

Our agent in place, however, reports that the last straw that caused the drastic decision was the disconnection from the banking network SWIFT. This act prevents the Ayatollahs from downloading the last versions of Angry Birds, causing a great deal of teeth gnashing and despair in the circles of the Iranian ruling elite.

Representatives of the Israeli military are at present on a secret location near Tehran, finalizing the last details of the operation with their Iranian colleagues. The Iranian plans for elimination of the accursed Zionist Entity, according to the rumors, are put on hold until the successful end of the current project.

Provision of air cover to IAF planes by IAF planes in case of USAF interference with the bombing operation is discussed as a possible extra.

(*) Protected bunkers for the press, with camera crew enclosures, are being prepared and transportation arrangements will be forwarded to the press prior to the event.

Remember this is Top Secret!  No one should inform Barack Hussein Obama of this upcoming action.