The Planet Is Fine, We're F*@ked!

There is nothing wrong with the Planet Earth.  Unless a huge meteor is to hit the Earth or the Large Hadron Collider has actually created an Black Hole, the Earth is  NOT going to end!

That is the real truth!  While the climate is changing, in light of recent revelations concerning the facts behind Global Warming,

More than 1,700 scientists in Britain agree to sign a statement defending the "integrity and honesty" of global warming research, but at least one alleges he felt pressured to do so.

Britain's Met Office has embarked on an urgent exercise to bolster the reputation of climate-change science after the furor over leaked e-mails, referred to as "Climate-gate."

More than 1,700 scientists have agreed to sign a statement defending the "professional integrity" of global warming research. They were responding to a round-robin request from the Met Office, which has spent four days collecting signatures. The initiative is a sign of how worried it is that e-mails stolen from the University of East Anglia are fueling skepticism about man-made global warming at a critical moment in talks on carbon emissions.

One scientist said that he felt under pressure to sign the circular or risk losing work. The Met Office admitted that many of the signatories did not work on climate change.

John Hirst, the Met Office chief executive, and Julia Slingo, its chief scientist, wrote to 70 colleagues on Sunday asking them to sign "to defend our profession against this unprecedented attack to discredit us and the science of climate change." They asked them to forward the petition to colleagues to generate support "for a simple statement that we ... have the utmost confidence in the science base that underpins the evidence for global warming."

Met Office reports on temperature changes draw on the work of the University of East Anglia’s Climatic Research Unit, from which the e-mails were hacked. Phil Jones, unit director, has agreed to stand down while an investigation takes place into claims that he manipulated data to exaggerate the warming trend and tried to block publication of alternative views.

At Copenhagen the delegates to the Global Warming Climate Change Convention could make do with buses, bicycles, walking and car pooling would send the right message.  Instead there are 1,400 limos (many had to be imported from other European nations) and the delegates came in 140 private jets (I take it that flying coach is out).  So much for Carbon Emissions and Cap & Trade.  Not when one can be treated to such luxury.

No the planet is going to do well, with or without us.  We people, now that is another story.  When the idiots on the left Moonbats cry the Earth is in danger, they really don't give a rat's ass about the Earth.  Only about themselves and their personal habitat.  Otherwise why would the liberals in Martha's Vineyard be protesting a wind farm off the coast that they really can't see?  The one the Late Sen Edward Kennedy (D Mass) tried to get stopped.  I guess that liberal values will always get upstaged by property values.  The all mighty dollar is always more important than an liberal's ideals.  I guess that is why they live in segregated neighborhoods in which Blacks and Hispanics very seldom live in (the only time you will see either is if they are the gardner, housekeeper or maid), but these same liberals will force desegregation on the poor and Middle Class in the hope of "Bettering America".  There is a word that best describes them:  HYPOCRITE!

Actually I cannot write about Copenhagen as well as what the late George Carlin said on this subject years ago.

WARNING:  EXPLICIT LANGUAGE!!

Last Day Round Up: Sermon on the Mount.

The Moonbat Express Democratic Convention is now over. The Moonbats are returning to their caves, to their lattes, to their jobs and praying to their new G-d for a miracle in November. All week they heard the praises of their G-d spoken over and over. The mantra of Yes We Can, Change and Hope were sounded in unison as they built their energy up to a crescendo of power that they pray will send their new Messiah into the White House.

As they waited for the Messiah to appear in the temple HE had built, Former Messiah and Prophet of Global Warming Al Gore appeared to the assembled multitude. He spoke of how if the nation had elected him 8 years ago, the world would be a better place. He spoke of how he would have healed the sick, make the cripples walk and clean the Earth. He lamented how he would have destroyed the evil bin Laden, and never destroyed the evil Saddam Hussein.

The multitude cheered. And they waited, in the Temple of Audacity, for the Holy One to appear.

Then with a deafening blast of trumpets, preceded by 72 virgins dressed in white, with the Archangels Gabrielle and Michael escorting him and The L-rd G-d's arm rapped around him, shouting: "That's My Boy!" He descended to the stage.

The Anointed One spoke to the masses. With profound gratitude and great humility accepted their nomination. He told of how He loved his wife and children. Thanked the apostates Bill and Hillary, granted acknowledgment of Howard Dean and Dick Durban. He embraced Ted Kennedy, knowing that soon he will be no more. And lifted up the failed apostate, now His preeminent apostle Joe Biden.

He told of His childhood, filled with poverty and despair. How His mother had to feed their family on the meager portion of the Food Stamps. He cried about how His people had to struggle to reach this place. How the color of His skin kept His people from achieving their goals. He cried about the children, the born and unborn. He cried about the sick, and how would make them whole. He cried about the workers, the immigrants and the old. He spoke of all those who made this nation strong.

He railed upon Bush the Evil and his successor John the Bad. How they brought the nation to war, against what He wished. How they destroyed the economy, against what He wished. exclaimed that if He had been in charge, the world would be at peace. The nation would be healthier and all would have a job.

And the multitudes cried out: "Yes We Can!" As these platitudes were given to them from the Messiah of Change.

Then He raised His arms (a stunt His opponent John the Bad cannot achieve) and blessed the assembled multitude.

And then, when He finish, and rockets filled the sky. He brought out His family and they smiled to placate the crowds.

And thus Barack Hussein Obama entered the history books. But if in November He does not win, He can always blame it on Florida and the crooks.