All DC Schools Now Classify ALL Latino Stundents As White!

In an unusual move, a school in the nation's capital has decided to re-classify all of its Latino students as non-minority Whites. The move was made in association with its declaration of Trayvon Martin day so it could continue to brand George Zimmerman as a racist.

BREAKING NEWS:  This just in.   Mitt Romney is still rich.

 President Obama's choice for Teacher of the Year.  Hint:  She teaches in North Carolina.

Plus Facebook's problems, President Obama's High School Yearbook, and Bain Capital.

This week's Newsbusted.

TO E:  THIS IS SATIRE!!!!